[5:48 AM] granny: hi there beautiful, come and give granny a kiss
[5:48 AM] granny: my my how large you are these days
[5:48 AM] granny: very womanly as well
[5:48 AM] granny: come and give granny a hug
[5:48 AM] granny: ooo
[5:48 AM] granny: you’ve got a chest like I used to have when I was your age
[5:49 AM] granny: lovely and buxom arent we?
[5:49 AM] magicalpiano: but granny
[5:49 AM] magicalpiano: your text is so…
[5:49 AM] magicalpiano: sensual
[5:50 AM] granny: are you courting yet darling?
[5:50 AM] granny: I started courting at your age, oh the boys they did like me
[5:50 AM] granny: and my buxom chest
[5:50 AM] granny: do you find many boys looking at yours?
[5:50 AM] granny: theyre little tinkers arent they
[5:51 AM] granny: would you mind popping them out for granny, I want to see just how much like mine they are
[5:51 AM] granny: GET THEM OUT FOR GRANNY
[5:51 AM] granny: NOW
[5:51 AM] granny: YOU UNGRATEFUL COW
[5:51 AM] granny: I GAVE THOSE TITS TO YOU
[5:51 AM] granny: NOW LET ME SEE MY HANDIWORK
[5:52 AM] granny: I WANT TO SEE MY CREATION YOU STUPID CHILD
[5:57 AM] granny: DONT IGNORE GRANNY
[6:00 AM] magicalpiano: but granny
[6:00 AM] magicalpiano: your allcaps is so
[6:00 AM] magicalpiano: ….angry
[6:01 AM] granny: I WANT TO SEE THOSE TITS
[6:01 AM] granny: REMIND ME OF HOW PRETTY THEY ONCE WERE
[6:01 AM] granny: I’m sorry
[6:01 AM] granny: that was out of order
[6:01 AM] granny: it’s hard getting old
[6:01 AM] granny: well not hard getting old that’s quite easy, but being old my dear is a difficult task
[6:02 AM] granny: you don’t know what it’s like
[6:02 AM] granny: maybe one day when you are old like granny and your granddaughter begins to develop breast
[6:02 AM] granny: you might then know the pain I suffer
[6:03 AM] magicalpiano: But granny I don’t like pain :(
[6:04 AM] granny: no one does my child but sometimes thats what life throws at you
[6:04 AM] granny: all part of the experience
[6:04 AM] granny: without pain there is no pleasure and no pleasure there is no pain
[6:05 AM] granny: it’s these things that make life a wonderful thing
[6:05 AM] granny: its part of what makes us human
[6:05 AM] magicalpiano: I’m not worthy of being human, I am subhuman
[6:06 AM] granny: come on dear you are no subhuman
[6:06 AM] granny: you are very quiet
[6:06 AM] granny: don’t be shy, shyness is a waste
[6:06 AM] granny: shielding you from experiencing life
[6:07 AM] magicalpiano: I’m done with life
[6:07 AM] granny: they slice those tits off and give them to granny and I shall wear them with pride
[6:07 AM] granny: *then oops granny gone done made a typo lol
[6:07 AM] magicalpiano: I don’t want pain
[6:08 AM] magicalpiano: that would bring pain
[6:08 AM] granny: I have tranquilisers
[6:08 AM] granny: beta blockers
[6:08 AM] magicalpiano: Then how could I preform the operation?
[6:08 AM] magicalpiano: do you want mutilated tits?
[6:09 AM] granny: grab some local anaesthetic
[6:09 AM] magicalpiano: would make me sloppy
[6:09 AM] granny: nope
[6:09 AM] magicalpiano: and I’d still feel the pain after
[6:10 AM] granny: well if you’re gonna be an uptight bitch about it then just forget it
[6:10 AM] magicalpiano: I’m pretty sure the nerves that would be dulled by applying it to my breasts would also
[6:10 AM] magicalpiano: affect my motor skills in my arm
[6:10 AM] granny: citation needed
[6:10 AM] magicalpiano: aren’t the upper thoratic nerves shared with the arms?
[6:11 AM] granny: idunno
[6:11 AM] granny: but it shouldn’t do
[6:11 AM] magicalpiano: do you just want the fat from the tits or the entire tit itself
[6:11 AM] granny: and if it did
[6:12 AM] magicalpiano: I think there’s a difference here
[6:12 AM] magicalpiano: because the fat is very doable
[6:12 AM] magicalpiano: but the actual whole tit, not so much
[6:12 AM] granny: hmm well are you willing to give the skin as well
[6:12 AM] granny: i mean if you’re just gonna give me the fat
[6:12 AM] magicalpiano: I was planning on the skin
[6:12 AM] granny: I might as well just get some silicon put in
[6:12 AM] magicalpiano: but now that Ithink about it the fat would be much easier
[6:12 AM] magicalpiano: and a lot less painful
[6:14 AM] granny: well if you’re gonna kill yourself anyway
[6:14 AM] granny: whats a little pain
[6:14 AM] granny: what about if you kill yourself first and allow me to get your tits
[6:14 AM] granny: would that be a better option?
[6:15 AM] magicalpiano: Sure, but you’d probably have to do it before the rigor mortis kicks in
[6:15 AM] magicalpiano: also, going peacefully
[6:15 AM] magicalpiano: LOLREDACTEDSUICIDEMETHODSORRY should be easy
[6:16 AM] granny has left the chat.

Vague little red riding hood references to a small discussion of medicine - I had fun.